Dear Mother Nature

You see every 4 years we have this thing we call the Winter Olympics. I love the Winter Olympics. I love the skiing and snowboard events. Well this year we are having these Olympics in a lovely Canadian city of Vancouver. The problem is they do not have enough snow. They are bringing it in by the truckload. Now we here in the Midwestern United States have tons of the stuff. There is more falling from the sky as we speak. I think I speak for all of us when I tell you we mid westerns would be thrilled to donate our snow to the Vancouver Olympics. They need it more than we do right now. So if you wouldn't mind...
Thanks,