From the dogs

Hello,
I have not interest in chewing on any of the toys you have bought for me. They are very nice but I want to chew on shoes and pop bottles. I would rather chew on the leg of the couch no matter what stinky stuff you spray there. Sorry I just like chewing stuff you don't want me to chew. I hope it helps you to know that I will grow out of this in a few years. But until then watch your shoes. They taste good.
Toph

Dudes,
Tell this little B*tch I want to take a nap in the sun.
Leave me alone little girl or I might just take your head off.
Winston