So I don't blog much about the Cubs because when I do they lose. They lost last night so its OK today. They are doing great this year! Might we dare to dream? Could 100 years please the goat? Ask me again in September.
Wowbagger is an alien who became immortal due to an accident with an irrational particle accelerator, a pair of rubber bands and a liquid lunch, so therefore does not know how to handle being immortal. This is in contrast to the rest of the immortal beings in the universe, who are, in his opinion, "a load of serene bastards." He eventually comes up with a plan to keep himself busy: he will insult every living being in the universe - in alphabetical order.